Lumps of Irish COAL for Christmas! (Includes shipping and the wonderful aroma of Ireland)
Glynn Bros. is only sending lumps of Irish "Coal" in this case. (Bord Na Mona Briquettes bricks/ and Turf Sods from the Bogs. (2 Bricks, 1 genuine Sod size varies, no stockings).
A lump of coal in a stocking is the universal sign for a child being punished. Good children would wake to find their stockings filled with toys, cookies or candy, while bad children found coal. Glynn's Lump of Irish Coal is also good for bad husbands, friends, Mother in Laws and more!
** Once the laughter subsides, toss in the fireplace and enjoy the wonderful aroma of Ireland!